Description
What Is?
Genetics
Fire Alien Kush x Koffee
Aroma
Coffee, earthy
Taste
Coffee, diesel, sweet
Effects
Relaxing
Cannabinoid Profile
CBCA .752%, CBGA .551%, CBG .066%, D9-THC .277%, D9-THCV .107%, THCA 20.843%. Total Cannabinoids 22.596%.
Terpene Profile
α-Bisabolol .122mg, α-Humulene 5.897mg, α-Pinene .656mg, 1,8-Cineole .065mg, β-Caryophyllene 16.530mg, β-Myrcene 3.037mg, Borneol .163mg, Camphene .188mg, Caryophyllene Oxide .269mg, Fenchone .200mg, Limonene 5.997mg, Linalool 3.672mg, Ocimene .496mg, Terpinolene .087mg. Total Terpenes 3.738%.
Batch # J012025IQDisclaimer
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GODAMN! THIS SHIT GOOD! HITS EVERY FREAKING TIME! AND BELIEVE me I CAN F*CKING smoke. I don’t do dabs THOUGH. But I can smoke this shit out flower and vape. This is good! (for me anyway) Jamming some groovy death rock on a real stereo haha! Loving it! All the medicines the doctors have stuffed down my throat since 15. I’m 51 now. Has never come close to pushing my negative thought patterns away like this. It was considered one of the worst drugs in the 1980s. Look up some of those public service announcement commercials. There on YouTube they are freaking hilarious! So that kind of put the fear of me going to jail if I ever tried to buy it. I started relaxing about it once I got into the music scene. A lot of musicians did it. And to think I rarely smoked in my young days. I just wasn’t doing it right hahaha!
This is very heavy on the sedating side. What I love about it most is that it is a very functional indica, however, not long after a nice little head swim you will notice the Indica properties kicking pretty quickly. I didn’t see a lot of you for body pain or chronic pain but it does work in some relaxation and definitely for sleep. It has a very heavy coffee smell along with a spicy aroma to accompany the very musky, gassy smell. Overall this reminds me of peanut butter souffle. Definitely not upset and then I bought a half ounce of this stuff.
So Good, Smoked an ounce in 9 days. It was fun! Music and smoke all day & smoke all night! it was a blast! Gotta get more!
Koffee Cake is definitely one of my new favorites. Super smooth smoke with a rich, earthy flavor and a hint of sweetness on the exhale. The high hits fast but keeps you mellow, relaxed, and clear-headed — perfect for winding down without getting totally couch-locked. Great for stress and just vibing out. Would definitely grab this one again!
Hats off to the grower of this exotic tasting flower. A smooth burning experience. Very enjoyable.
This strain is awesome! Leaving the taste of coffee and Colombian gold on your taste buds you will find yourself smoking each bowl or spliff as if it is your favorite dessert! the smell is that of mocha and diesel! Each bud is each winter green or velvet in appearance. I highly recommend Koffee Cake for create/comedic night owls like myself. Enjoy! (Can not beat these prices and from my experience indoor strains are not much different in terms of quality.)