Chem Fruit Funk is a new strain whose genetics are not well-known but is reportedly bred from a cross of Chemdawg and Girl Scout Cookies or Juicy Fruit; regardless of its origin, CFF is straight up delicious. These are smaller nugs that have come off during the trimming or curing process and that are available in much greater quantity for a smaller price. This makes it a great selection for those seeking to make their own extracts, oils, edibles, topicals, or just to stock up on some smoking/vaping herb. Don’t be put off by their small stature or cheap price however, as these buds are still packing heat coming in at over 20% total cannabinoids!
With flavors of sweet berries and well-cured buds leading to a smooth smoke, Chem Fruit Funk is one of the most pleasurable CBD flower we’ve smoked at Dr.Ganja. She’s pretty too, as the tinges of purple and various greens hug eachother in a medley that’s a pleasure to look at it and to smell. CFF flower smells of berries and cream topped off with a dash of lemon pine and sandalwood.
When consumed, Chem Fruit stays firmly in the middle, being neither too sativa nor indica dominant. This flower is dose-dependent meaning that the effects can shift and sway with how much you consume, from being light and uplifting in small doses, to heavy and sedating with bigger ones. CFF is reminiscent of Chemdawg with its slightly psychedelic stone, and some have said this is due to the enhancing of the senses. Try music and food with Chem Fruit Funk, they were made to go together!
What’s in your bud?
There’s huge splash of color in each of these little buds from wintergreens to emerald greens to lime greens and purples. The medium-length leaves suggest hybrid flower.
Chem Fruit Funk does indeed smell funky, with an enticing sweet yet sour yet spicy smell, all wrapped up with sandalwood undertones. This is one of those strains that you can’t stop smelling.
The smooth smoke of CFF tastes like sweet berries with an added tang of pine-sol and diesel, but just subtly so that the berry taste is the mainstay here.
Another evenly balanced hybrid, Chem Fruit Funk is an any-time-of-day strain. It doesn’t make you want to laze around, although it’s not opposed to that idea either. Settling in behind the eyes and forehead for that sedated feeling, consumers say that the Funk can seem more indica or sativa-dominant, depending upon the time of day consumed and how much. Taken in the early morning and in small doses, it has an upbeat touch; however, taken in the night and in higher doses, it can lead to a couch.
Total Measured Cannabinoids 20.0062%
Product Size & Info
Dr.Ganja Chem Fruit Funk Smalls CBD Flower comes in 1 ounce, 2 ounce and 4 ounce weight increments. It’s tested at 18.5982% CBDA and contains less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC.