Chem Fruit Funk Smalls

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Cannabinoid: CBD
Form: Smalls
Effect: Hybrid
Flavor: Citrus, Diesel, Mixed Berry
Grown: Outdoor
Potency: 18.5% Total Cannabinoids

Chem Fruit Funk is a mysterious new strain that has all the qualities of a classic: heavy on the dome, well-balanced in effects, and very smooth and tasty. This is the smalls version of Chem that is more cost-effective, containing smaller nugs that have come off during the trimming or curing process. Don’t mistake the high quantity for sacrificed quality however, as these little buds are still coming in at over 18% CBDA with a unique and diverse cannabinoid profile. As hybrid hemp flower, CFF adapts to when you choose to consume it, making it a delicious anytime of day smoke.

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Description

Chem Fruit Funk is a new strain whose genetics are not well-known but is reportedly bred from a cross of Chemdawg and Girl Scout Cookies or Juicy Fruit; regardless of its origin, CFF is straight up delicious. These are smaller nugs that have come off during the trimming or curing process and that are available in much greater quantity for a smaller price. This makes it a great selection for those seeking to make their own extracts, oils, edibles, topicals, or just to stock up on some smoking/vaping herb. Don’t be put off by their small stature or cheap price however, as these buds are still packing heat coming in at over 20% total cannabinoids!

With flavors of sweet berries and well-cured buds leading to a smooth smoke, Chem Fruit Funk is one of the most pleasurable CBD flower we’ve smoked at Dr.Ganja. She’s pretty too, as the tinges of purple and various greens hug eachother in a medley that’s a pleasure to look at it and to smell. CFF flower smells of berries and cream topped off with a dash of lemon pine and sandalwood.

When consumed, Chem Fruit stays firmly in the middle, being neither too sativa nor indica dominant. This flower is dose-dependent meaning that the effects can shift and sway with how much you consume, from being light and uplifting in small doses, to heavy and sedating with bigger ones. CFF is reminiscent of Chemdawg with its slightly psychedelic stone, and some have said this is due to the enhancing of the senses. Try music and food with Chem Fruit Funk, they were made to go together!

Batch # N112423RO

What’s in your bud?

Genetics
TBD

Appearance
There’s huge splash of color in each of these little buds from wintergreens to emerald greens to lime greens and purples. The medium-length leaves suggest hybrid flower.

Smell
Chem Fruit Funk does indeed smell funky, with an enticing sweet yet sour yet spicy smell, all wrapped up with sandalwood undertones. This is one of those strains that you can’t stop smelling.

Taste
The smooth smoke of CFF tastes like sweet berries with an added tang of pine-sol and diesel, but just subtly so that the berry taste is the mainstay here.

Effects
Another evenly balanced hybrid, Chem Fruit Funk is an any-time-of-day strain. It doesn’t make you want to laze around, although it’s not opposed to that idea either. Settling in behind the eyes and forehead for that sedated feeling, consumers say that the Funk can seem more indica or sativa-dominant, depending upon the time of day consumed and how much. Taken in the early morning and in small doses, it has an upbeat touch; however, taken in the night and in higher doses, it can lead to a couch.

Cannabinoid Profile
CBDA 15.746%
CBD 1.219%
CBCA .489%
CBGA .278%
D9-THC .070%
THCA .595%

Total Measured Cannabinoids 18.397%

Product Size & Info 
Dr.Ganja Chem Fruit Funk Smalls CBD Flower comes in 1 ounce, 2 ounce and 4 ounce weight increments. It’s tested at 15.746% CBDA and contains less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC.

Note
Grown in the USA

Questions & Answers

when will u get more small of any strain i will buy so much pls i love them jack asked on January 15, 2024
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How is it prepped b4 rolling to smoke? Recommend type of roll. Thank you. New Old Patient Andrew asked on April 30, 2023
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Customer Reviews

14 reviews for Chem Fruit Funk Smalls

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Nathan T.

Works to relax the mind and is extremely sticky

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  1. Posted by Dr.Ganja Customer
    on Verified Purchase

    Good value

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  2. Posted by Christopher T.
    on Verified Purchase

    This has become one of my favorites. Has that ” funky stank” when you open the bag . Reminds me of some old school dank from back in the day. You can’t hide the fact that you are smoking it. Great for my lower back pain. If I don’t ” smoke out”, it makes me want to get up and be active. Will keep ordering this strain as long as available. The smalls is just as potent as the regular, nice looking tight little popcorn buds. Definitely worth trying if you haven’t already.

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  3. Posted by Jacoby G.
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  4. Posted by Nathan T.
    on Verified Purchase

    Works to relax the mind and is extremely sticky

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  5. Posted by Robert P.
    on Verified Purchase

    Just As Described
    Nice quality smalls, sweet gassy aroma and a little sticky; great for mixing with other flower or to use alone to relax/chill out.
    Got my package within 7 days (would have been 6 but holiday), will be shopping with Dr.Ganja again 🙂

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  6. Posted by Dr.Ganja Customer
    on Verified Purchase

    Greta quality

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  7. Posted by Dr.Ganja Customer
    on Verified Purchase

    Buddy and i like this as a pre high before grap stomper. Awesome test great quality. Will buy again

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