Description
Chem Fruit Funk is a new strain whose genetics are not well-known but is reportedly bred from a cross of Chemdawg and Girl Scout Cookies or Juicy Fruit; regardless of its origin, CFF is straight up delicious.
With flavors of sweet berries and well-cured buds leading to a smooth smoke, Chem Fruit Funk is one of the most pleasurable CBD flower we’ve smoked at Dr.Ganja. She’s pretty too, as the tinges of purple and various greens hug eachother in a medley that’s a pleasure to look at it and to smell. CFF flower smells of berries and cream topped off with a dash of lemon pine and sandalwood.
When consumed, Chem Fruit stays firmly in the middle, being neither too sativa nor indica dominant. This flower is dose-dependent meaning that the effects can shift and sway with how much you consume, from being light and uplifting in small doses, to heavy and sedating with bigger ones. CFF is reminiscent of Chemdawg with its slightly psychedelic stone, and some have said this is due to the enhancing of the senses. Try music and food with Chem Fruit Funk, they were made to go together!
What’s in your bud?
Genetics
Appearance
There’s huge splash of color in each bud from wintergreens to emerald greens to lime greens and purples. The medium-length leaves suggest hybrid flower.
Smell
Chem Fruit Funk does indeed smell funky, with an enticing sweet yet sour yet spicy smell, all wrapped up with sandalwood undertones. This is one of those strains that you can’t stop smelling.
Taste
The smooth smoke of CFF tastes like sweet berries with an added tang of pine-sol and diesel, but just subtly so that the berry taste is the mainstay here.
Effects
Another evenly balanced hybrid, Chem Fruit Funk is an any-time-of-day strain. It doesn’t make you want to laze around, although it’s not opposed to that idea either. Settling in behind the eyes and forehead for that sedated feeling, consumers say that the Funk can seem more indica or sativa-dominant, depending upon the time of day consumed and how much. Taken in the early morning and in small doses, it has an upbeat touch; however, taken in the night and in higher doses, it can lead to a couch.
Cannabinoid Profile
CBDA 17.820%
CBD .699%
CBGA .673%
CBC .136%
CBG .084%
CBDV .029%
D9-THC .083%
THCA .592%
Total Measured Cannabinoids 17.768%
Top 3 Terpenes
trans-Caryophyllene, Farnesene, α-Bisabolol
Terpene Profile
trans-Caryophyllene .536%
Farnesene .138%
alpha-Bisabolol .116%
alpha-Humulene .052%
beta-Myrcene .047%
Total Measured Terpenes .889%
Pesticides
No pesticides detected. We test all of our flower at Dr.Ganja to make sure what you’re consuming is pure and safe. Check out the attached safety pesticide lab reports.
Microbials
Dr.Ganja Chem Fruit Funk was tested for microbial impurities and yielded immaculate results, no microbial activity of any kind.
Mycotoxins
Dr.Ganja Chem Fruit Funk was also tested for mycotoxins and all tests came back negative, none detected.
Heavy Metals
Dr.Ganja Chem Fruit Funk was examined for heavy metals.
Packaging & Shipping
Packages are double-wrapped and packed in airtight mylar bags. There is no smell or odor. All the products we carry at Dr.Ganja are shipped quickly and discreetly.
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Product Size & Info
Dr.Ganja Chem Fruit Funk CBD hemp flower is available in 7 Gram, 14 Grams and 1 ounce weight increments. It’s tested at 17.820% CBDA and contains less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC.
Note
Grown in the USA.
on Verified Purchase
These buds are small to medium but super dense. The appearance is pretty good medium to dark green with orange here and there. The smell is a mix of fruit and pine. As far as effects I was actually surprised by this flower I thought it was going to be decent but not to great. I was surprised! The effects kicked in rather quickly it was a nice relaxed feel very heady I could definitely see this as a night time strain if used in high amounts. Also it smoked surprisingly smooth as all and all I’d definitely recommend this strain!
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Love the smell, how it looks, how it tastes. Takes me back to “old school” types of strains. Strong fruity, earthy, funky smell. Love it. Still suffering from mild pain from previous back surgery, and not taking pain meds (opioids), any more, really helped with movement in my back, without pain. Helping to relax muscles in lower back. Would highly recommend if you have any type of minor pain issues. Excellent replacement for addictive opioids for pain. Pure. Will be purchasing this strain again for sure.
on Verified Purchase
Nice and relaxing.
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Very happy with my order thank you.
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So far is the best I have found to help with my pain and anxiety
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Dank as heck, this is a good wax bud for making CBD rosin, good amount of THC on this stuff too.
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As good as the reviews say – relaxing and centers my mind and body, I’ll smoke a couple bowls and it just melts away any stress. Great hemp.