Description
Chem Fruit Funk is a new strain whose genetics are not well-known but is reportedly bred from a cross of Chemdawg and Girl Scout Cookies or Juicy Fruit; regardless of its origin, CFF is straight up delicious.
With flavors of sweet berries and well-cured buds leading to a smooth smoke, Chem Fruit Funk is one of the most pleasurable CBD flower we’ve smoked at Dr.Ganja. She’s pretty too, as the tinges of purple and various greens hug each other in a medley that’s a pleasure to look at it and to smell. CFF flower smells of berries and cream topped off with a dash of lemon pine and sandalwood.
When consumed, Chem Fruit stays firmly in the middle, being neither too sativa nor indica dominant. This flower is dose-dependent meaning that the effects can shift and sway with how much you consume, from being light and uplifting in small doses, to heavy and sedating with bigger ones. CFF is reminiscent of Chemdawg with its slightly psychedelic stone, and some have said this is due to the enhancing of the senses. Try music and food with Chem Fruit Funk, they were made to go together!
What’s in your bud?
Genetics
Chemdawg X Girl Scout Cookies
Appearance
There’s huge splash of color in each bud from wintergreens to emerald greens to lime greens and purples. The medium-length leaves suggest hybrid flower.
Smell
Chem Fruit Funk does indeed smell funky, with an enticing sweet yet sour yet spicy smell, all wrapped up with sandalwood undertones. This is one of those strains that you can’t stop smelling.
Taste
The smooth smoke of CFF tastes like sweet berries with an added tang of pine-sol and diesel, but just subtly so that the berry taste is the mainstay here.
Effects
Another evenly balanced hybrid, Chem Fruit Funk is an any-time-of-day strain. It doesn’t make you want to laze around, although it’s not opposed to that idea either. Settling in behind the eyes and forehead for that sedated feeling, consumers say that the Funk can seem more indica or sativa-dominant, depending upon the time of day consumed and how much. Taken in the early morning and in small doses, it has an upbeat touch; however, taken in the night and in higher doses, it can lead to a couch.
Cannabinoid Profile
CBDA 12.846%
CBD .539%
CBGA .386%
CBC <LOQ
CBCA .973%
CBG <LOQ
D9-THC ND
THCA .580%
Total Measured Cannabinoids 15.324%
Top 3 Terpenes
beta-Caryophyllene, pinene, beta-Myrcene
Terpene Profile
beta-Caryophyllene 6.249mg
alpha-Bisabolol 1.095mg
alpha-Humulene 1.822mg
beta-Myrcene >2.000mg
Pinene 4.566mg
Total Measured Terpenes 3.469%
Packaging & Shipping
Packages are double-wrapped and packed in airtight mylar bags. There is no smell or odor. All the products we carry at Dr.Ganja are shipped quickly and discreetly.
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Product Size & Info
Dr.Ganja Chem Fruit Funk CBD hemp flower is available in 7 Gram, 14 Grams and 1 ounce weight increments. It’s tested at 15.324% total cannabinoids and contains less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC.
Note
Grown in the USA.
I love chemg dog wanted to see if this was any like it opend bag strait Gas could smell the chem rite away and fruit so fruity too wonderful mix mellow nice bong rip didn’t blow me past the limit so I waited yup no creep up jus kind valued her flavor smell didn’t get overwhelmed jus relaxed me left me savoring the fruit and chem and was fresh big huge nugs too thank you guys over at the ganja spot
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This flower is bangin! Great taste and flavor.
love it
The flower was very beautiful and colorful. It had lot of purple colors and tricones in the flower. You can tell it has Lot of terpenes in this flower. The smell was very loud. It smells beautiful. Very high quality product. Thank you very happy with my order.
These buds are small to medium but super dense. The appearance is pretty good medium to dark green with orange here and there. The smell is a mix of fruit and pine. As far as effects I was actually surprised by this flower I thought it was going to be decent but not to great. I was surprised! The effects kicked in rather quickly it was a nice relaxed feel very heady I could definitely see this as a night time strain if used in high amounts. Also it smoked surprisingly smooth as all and all I’d definitely recommend this strain!
Love the smell, how it looks, how it tastes. Takes me back to “old school” types of strains. Strong fruity, earthy, funky smell. Love it. Still suffering from mild pain from previous back surgery, and not taking pain meds (opioids), any more, really helped with movement in my back, without pain. Helping to relax muscles in lower back. Would highly recommend if you have any type of minor pain issues. Excellent replacement for addictive opioids for pain. Pure. Will be purchasing this strain again for sure.