Description
Chem Fruit Funk is a new strain whose genetics are not well-known but is reportedly bred from a cross of Chemdawg and Girl Scout Cookies or Juicy Fruit; regardless of its origin, CFF is straight up delicious.
With flavors of sweet berries and well-cured buds leading to a smooth smoke, Chem Fruit Funk is one of the most pleasurable CBD flower we’ve smoked at Dr.Ganja. She’s pretty too, as the tinges of purple and various greens hug each other in a medley that’s a pleasure to look at it and to smell. CFF flower smells of berries and cream topped off with a dash of lemon pine and sandalwood.
When consumed, Chem Fruit stays firmly in the middle, being neither too sativa nor indica dominant. This flower is dose-dependent meaning that the effects can shift and sway with how much you consume, from being light and uplifting in small doses, to heavy and sedating with bigger ones. CFF is reminiscent of Chemdawg with its slightly psychedelic stone, and some have said this is due to the enhancing of the senses. Try music and food with Chem Fruit Funk, they were made to go together!
What’s in your bud?
Genetics
Chemdawg X Girl Scout Cookies
Appearance
There’s huge splash of color in each bud from wintergreens to emerald greens to lime greens and purples. The medium-length leaves suggest hybrid flower.
Smell
Chem Fruit Funk does indeed smell funky, with an enticing sweet yet sour yet spicy smell, all wrapped up with sandalwood undertones. This is one of those strains that you can’t stop smelling.
Taste
The smooth smoke of CFF tastes like sweet berries with an added tang of pine-sol and diesel, but just subtly so that the berry taste is the mainstay here.
Effects
Another evenly balanced hybrid, Chem Fruit Funk is an any-time-of-day strain. It doesn’t make you want to laze around, although it’s not opposed to that idea either. Settling in behind the eyes and forehead for that sedated feeling, consumers say that the Funk can seem more indica or sativa-dominant, depending upon the time of day consumed and how much. Taken in the early morning and in small doses, it has an upbeat touch; however, taken in the night and in higher doses, it can lead to a couch.
Cannabinoid Profile
CBDA 12.846%
CBD .539%
CBGA .386%
CBC <LOQ
CBCA .973%
CBG <LOQ
D9-THC ND
THCA .580%
Total Measured Cannabinoids 15.324%
Top 3 Terpenes
beta-Caryophyllene, pinene, beta-Myrcene
Terpene Profile
beta-Caryophyllene 6.249mg
alpha-Bisabolol 1.095mg
alpha-Humulene 1.822mg
beta-Myrcene >2.000mg
Pinene 4.566mg
Total Measured Terpenes 3.469%
Packaging & Shipping
Packages are double-wrapped and packed in airtight mylar bags. There is no smell or odor. All the products we carry at Dr.Ganja are shipped quickly and discreetly.
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Product Size & Info
Dr.Ganja Chem Fruit Funk CBD hemp flower is available in 7 Gram, 14 Grams and 1 ounce weight increments. It’s tested at 15.324% total cannabinoids and contains less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC.
Note
Grown in the USA.
Very good 1st time tying this strain reminds me of Cherry Wine large buds and very smooth on the exhale.
Great favor
Looked good, smelled good and taste good. Didn’t take that long to get it in the mail.
Very tasty , nice cbd bud and great value
Fye
Dark green and purple buds. Smells like blueberry muffins or cake with a gassy undertone. Very pungent berry fruit taste with an energizing but head heavy effect
First buy; first try. Arrived relatively quick. Very yummy to look, feel, sticky(not too) remnants on fingers. Broke further down to remove stemmage; ran it through coffee grinder. Smokes well! Piney smooth. Identified nice mellow. Could be perfect after dinner; after work smoke Funky fruity smooth, Refreshingly subtle smoke, yet eazy on the intake; this Hemp comes from super nova genes.
“It’s what for breakfast!” Thank you !